Well she can forget a career in porn...not that her looks hadn't already taken care of that.
And for once a Craigslist ad didn't lie.
God damn robots, taking pussy away from me that I'd never have chance with anyway.
She's smart about this, in case of a not so uncommon anal mishap she can dash to the toilet for a quick discharge.
Looks so much more elegant than me sitting on my bedroom floor jerking my cock, while crying.
No need for her to fear anything going up there really, it's clearly just a vacuum of nothingness in there.
Bedroom, shower, in front of the fucking post office...everywhere is a possible place for these two to get their sexy on.
She's clearly been to anal town a good few times in her lifetime. Probably where she bought those tits as a souvenir.
Seems like not everyone hates getting anal probed.
We actually found this in the Pope's secret porn stash, hence why he's retiring, because we are blackmailing the holy shit out of him.
I used to hate camping with a passion...this has changed that.
...she just loves a huge facial reward for all her hard work.
I'd love to say hello to it with three kisses. It's just a common way of greeting in some European countries.
On the scale of lucky to luckier, he is on a solid 'survived a lightning strike 17 times in a row'.
She's the Goddess of big milky bearing tits.
Now if only the girls at Hooters showed this kind of gusto we'd have a society on our hands.
Why is she all home alone and not in front of some bar charging for group rides? If you're gonna whore out, you might as well whore out appropriately.
She's not your average blonde cock sucker willing to give it up on the spot. You see, she goes to extra mile of offering up her poop chute too.
She's got that gothy/emo look but without all the journal writing and complaining., and more of the cock sucking.
I like to think that the Flash flew in there and joined them for a split second.