Nothing is quite as hilarious as the sound of cum being squirted out an asshole. Yes, I'm that childish.
Clearly he's a witch. BURN HIM!
Now they've got some memories on tape for their kids to watch in 18 years time.
That fall screams class.
Maybe he just lost his watch in there...
Literally asking for it that is. Begging if you will.
And it isn't the usual hole.
Good thing he was a floater.
This being, well to put it shortly...WTF!!!!!!!!!!
I'm guessing no more blow job for him. Probably for the best, she'd bite it off.
Ah yes, Peggy Bundy. The original fucking MILF. Heck, a MILFATSTAIFHD...A mother I'd like to fuck at the same time as I fuck her daughter.
That dude deserved it, fighting people that didn't want to fight, not to mention for wearing that furry helmet.
That was some cum shot, worthy of a mega slut like her.
Her reaction was priceless. Clearly not the first time she's has to carry on as a chair takes a man's dignity.
Guy couldn't decide where to cum, so he just came everywhere on her.
I don't know the dude, but I'm quite sure that he deserved that.
Although the clip is probably faker than her tits.
What he really need is a penile implant.
Well, can't make any jokes here about her not being in the kitchen. Good girl.
His fortune cookie did say "You'll shit your pants today".