Nothing turns her on like the smell of horse manure in the air.
I've never seen anyone go this HAM on any instrument.
That was pretty much the least amount of fuckery that mishap could have resulted in.
Their deal was she'd let him make a sex tape if he'd buy her a Princess Leia costume for Comic-Con. Win win really.
What, don't stop. The kid's gotta learn sooner or later.
She loves porn, and takes the facial scenes very seriously. IT'S AN ART!
Judging by the music, that is the only fun thing that happened.
She's obviously not there to study how to suck cock...she's already got that nailed down.
His spidey senses were definitely tingling that time.
In a way she deserved that, what with the crossing 20 feet away from her.
Oh well, the quality of life has not been substantively improved by the 'rescue' here. The kid is merely back to residing in a much larger shithole.
Well that is one way of getting your inflamed appendix removed.
I never thought I'd say this in my life, but I wish I was on Mexican public transport right now.
I say ass hole...but it's more of a black hole to be honest. Just a bottomless pit of nothingness.
She's not a fan of eggnog, but she sure loves herself some festive cum.
And.................he's dumped. Just like he dumped her into that bush.
Imagine taking her home drunk and coming face to ass with that thing.
Can't blame him, look at the stupid smug grin on that baby's face. What a dick.
Polka dots on chicks is normally hot as hell, add them to this girl and you've got off the chart hotness.
The way she wiped her ass on the grass you'd think she's done this before.