Please mind the cap...and the flying women.
Luckily the train didn't seem to think it was his day to die, so it pushed him right back.
So close to that Darwin Award that she's always wanted.
Like they say down under, what a fakkin' cant.
He's got some serious battle wounds to prove it too...a little cut on his ear that needed a band-aid.
That's two NYC fight videos in one day, the big apple is delivering.
Good thing there was someone there to pick him off the tracks, since that fall knocked him out for sure.
To his credit, he was dutifully following the 'Do Not Cross The Yellow Safety Line' rule. Unfortunately, he found himself on the starboard side of the line.
You'd think they were going for a Guinness World record...but nope, just another average Tuesday morning in India.
I never thought I'd say this in my life, but I wish I was on Mexican public transport right now.
What a shame, just when his life was back on track after a big split.