Mexican drug cartels, I give you your new drug mules. They can carry a ton at a time in their poopchutes.
God damn robots, taking pussy away from me that I'd never have chance with anyway.
Seems like not everyone hates getting anal probed.
Why is she all home alone and not in front of some bar charging for group rides? If you're gonna whore out, you might as well whore out appropriately.
Shit, she'll need to be saying Hail Mary's till the year 2031 after that.
Nothing turns her on like the smell of horse manure in the air.
That toy collection of theirs is quite impressive. Must have saved up all their pocket money for it as teens.
Clever girl, she just wants the best of both worlds.
I say ass hole...but it's more of a black hole to be honest. Just a bottomless pit of nothingness.
That was beautiful...think I shed a tear.
Pretty sure one of those tits is twice the size of my head.
Honey, if you want, I've got the real deal here... although a miniature version.
Thank you God for making lesbians...and thank you latex for being able to be formed into all kinds of sexual toys for the ladies.
Now if only she would leave her pussy alone for a minute or two so one of us could get at it that would be awesome.
And that gentleman, is how you advertise your product. With porn stars.
Lets just forget about the problems of the world for a second, and imagine that this shit actually happens for real every summer.
To give you a hint, she likes to wash herself, flick her bean, play with her toys, and of course fist her ass.
German porn...not even once!
Pretty sure she was speaking in tongues during half of that.
It's the only place they can fuck, so she doesn't overheat. Liquid cooling FTW!