Drunk me sympathises with them. Gravity is a real bitch.
He always wanted to be a pilot, and he was for a very short time there.
"Oh well,guess I'll just go to work then..."
Especially when that bouncer is fucking Russian.
So what have we learned today kids? Always cower under your desk from bullies. Standing up for yourself will only get you hurt. You're welcome my fellow pussies.
So there you have it kids, mace is a better weapon that hockey sticks.
In Soviet Russia, you don't check overhead obstructions. Overhead obstructions check you.
Later that day they all won the lottery jackpot...playing different numbers.
That was enough wasted denim to clothe all of Ethiopia's children. Those Ethiopians don't wear much.
There are enough things trying to kill you on the Russian roads without you needing to create more for yourself.
Turns out, seatbelts actually are a good idea. Whooda thought it?
Ooo so close to sticking that landing. I give him 7.8.
Shit, guess my shipment of Russian mail order brides is going to be late.
Nothing a bottle of Vodka can't fix after his usual afternoon bottle of vodka.
At this rate, that ambulance is going to look like a clown car. A clown car filled with injured clowns.
Guys, if he really wants that Darwin award so badly, then let him.
With all the dashcams in Russia, I'm expecting to see this crash from 30 different angles soon.
In a way she deserved that, what with the crossing 20 feet away from her.
Well what else are people supposed to do while waiting on that 2AM train?
Luckily the ambulance service there have exactly what he needs to feel good as new...Vodka.