Someone has clearly been playing GTA non-stop and couldn't tell what was real and what was the game any more.
And I thought the aliens in District 9 had it bad.
Nothing says you're ready to shoot at some black drug dealers quite like wearing a suit to a gunfight...or khaki shorts.
Sigh, a man can't even take a simple shave in the streets nowadays without some woman barking orders around him. Albeit very polite orders.
Nothing a bottle of Vodka can't fix after his usual afternoon bottle of vodka.
It would have been all out hilarious if they had all hit the bump at the same time. We'll take one Mexican jumping bean for now though.
Not only did they fill the cop car with bullet holes, but they American History X'ed his ass...well, face.
I didn't know black people were THAT afraid of water.
That little piggy almost went to the market.
"Captain Patterson, the perpetrator's body had 49 bullet holes in it! Can you explain that?" - "Yes sir, we ran outta ammo".
Swinging a chair doesn't quite seem to justify shooting a guy to death. Now if he was swinging a recliner or a sofa, then shoot away.
Diamonds are forever...but miners only last so long against a rain of bullets.
Poor Celal. He is survived by his wife, Gwtdvcdr Gokce, his son, Jqaschurz Gokce, and his drunk cousin who rents out the family cellar, Dcoogtreyuwcbas Gokce.
The cop managed a deadly shot as he drove away, justified like hell.
Looks like the bacon is ready.
Just getting her used to being beaten by her future husbands.
Thank God they weren't using loaded guns for that demonstration, would have ended bad.
Saint Paddy's... the national holiday of douchebaggery.
I'd be pissed too if I didn't have any pants.
Pfft, they were clearly resisting arrest. Tase her and the kid, then beat them before shooting the the two of them. Finally claim self defence. You're welcome China, The U.S.