"Hey babe, be a doll and fill the tank up. Oh shit, a person in a vest! Every man for themselves!"
Drunk me sympathises with them. Gravity is a real bitch.
Unless of course you really hate your boat and want to see it destroyed.
This is the dumbest, funniest thing ever.
"Oh well,guess I'll just go to work then..."
Good thing he was a floater.
I don't know the dude, but I'm quite sure that he deserved that.
She calls that move, the faceplant of public humiliation.
"Allisa you suck!" Clearly not as well as the other three contestants though.
Well at least she got the other 20% of the split ends...
Unless you enjoy a good raping.
Poor girl, not her fault. Obesity runs in her family, even though no one runs in her family.
There isn't much a fire extinguisher can't fix.
Thinking about his ball temperature makes me cold as hell.
Warning, might remove your life too.
Not that it wasnt since day one.
Mix one part MDMA, 1/2 a Skrillex song and a couple of white chicks and you get this hilarious shit.
I guess he was either paper or scissors.
Then again, one hardly needs a brain to be on Big Brother.
Good guy bull, makes her show us some tits.