An elephant never forgets...TO KILL!
Drunk me sympathises with them. Gravity is a real bitch.
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, and you certainly don't give a silvered up cowboy a wet willy. These are things all men know.
That fall screams class.
Ah yes, Peggy Bundy. The original fucking MILF. Heck, a MILFATSTAIFHD...A mother I'd like to fuck at the same time as I fuck her daughter.
That dude deserved it, fighting people that didn't want to fight, not to mention for wearing that furry helmet.
I sleep every time I listen to Eddie Zondi on Metro FM...I don't blame him. I blame Eddie...Poor guy.
Host Street hosts another night of buggery.
That was enough wasted denim to clothe all of Ethiopia's children. Those Ethiopians don't wear much.
Well, at least she isn't sucking off 4 black guys behind the stage, that's something I guess.
I've heard of the high mile club, but this is some kinky shit.
He just doesn't give a...piss?
Their just giving a literal fuck to American fast food.
And then as a closing act, he fills her perfect pussy with a huge load of cum.
Guys, if he really wants that Darwin award so badly, then let him.
Cuz his night clearly didn't suck enough as it was...
You gotta respect the traffic laws. No matter how drunk you are.
Ladies and Gentlemen...we give you, the future generation of America.
I'm starting to think that Russians are sober as often as the pope is drunk.
I do believe he's his bottom bitch now.