God damn robots, taking pussy away from me that I'd never have chance with anyway.
Why is she all home alone and not in front of some bar charging for group rides? If you're gonna whore out, you might as well whore out appropriately.
Shit, she'll need to be saying Hail Mary's till the year 2031 after that.
Nothing turns her on like the smell of horse manure in the air.
That toy collection of theirs is quite impressive. Must have saved up all their pocket money for it as teens.
Pretty sure one of those tits is twice the size of my head.
Honey, if you want, I've got the real deal here... although a miniature version.
Now if only she would leave her pussy alone for a minute or two so one of us could get at it that would be awesome.
German porn...not even once!
It's the only place they can fuck, so she doesn't overheat. Liquid cooling FTW!
If that giant dildo doesn't disfigure the baby then those piercings will rip its face apart when it pops out.
I bet Lance Armstrong used a similar device to "encourage" his way through a race.
She's hot and oily enough to fry an egg on.
It's 'Pinktober' after all, she's just doing her thing for breast cancer awareness.
The very best kind of a slip-n-slide.
Shuuuushhhh! Dildoing in process.
Might even break my record of 22.
I've heard rumors that you could fit a whole solar system in there.
Being reincarnated as a plastic sex toy just moved itself way up on my bucket list.
Fun fact, her 11 year old kid was the one holding the camera.