Who doesn't enjoy getting a little legless this time of year?
As you venture through life you will find some chicks are simply built from the ground up for sex. Those chicks would be Colombian chicks.
Since we have no "sexy" or "HOLY SHIT THAT'S A SWEET ASS!!!11" category, this goes into the porn one.
Not a single hit was given that day.
Apparently they've never heard the saying "you mess with the bull, you'll get the horns".