And I came up with the cure for malaria, so that is saying something.
The fail is very strong in him.
I haven't seen this many angry looking bald cunts since I lost my job as a bikini waxer.
She's got them things!
Apparently she's working with Stevie Wonder. The dude has no clue behind her.
And that was the most exciting thing to happen in a Nordic country this year.
Just a few reasons of about a billion.
Yep, that's a fucking home run right there.
She knows her way around a cock. That's for sure.
Wow that was nuts...I mean seriously, $5.55 for a large pizza! Crazy.
Say "cheese" NO! A tank!
...it's what's done with it.
They are no strangers to anal pain.
Yeah...I'd say they are extra dead.
Self defense, at its worst.
Gravity is a bitch...
Firefighters, now no longer just fighting fires, but the ocean too.
She loves every drop of that sticky stuff!
So as long as he is plunging the huge butcher knife into the woman's throat, no problem. But as soon as he begins to stab himself, they feel compelled to take action.
"I'm worried about him cutting himself"... "Don't worry ma'm. I'll put five in his chest so he doesn't hurt himself".