Guess you could call that...Premature evacuation.
I think it's safe to say we weren't expecting big things form this guy anyway.
Saying she's twisted is more than right
Well, these teens gotta pay for their weed somehow!
WWJD? Fuck these nuns. For reals, who wouldn't?
I'm thinking they didn't like him? Just a hunch.
Well he did porn before he hit the big times.
If there's a book out there on what NOT to do during intercourse, I'd say this dude just paved the way for a fucking trilogy.
I love how the wives come rolling in with starbucks; "Aw yiss dis gun be gud".
...letting him stick his cock in your tight teen ass.
And not crushed to death in the usual "run over" way either.
When you play chicken with Champ here, you'll get a two piece for dinner.
If you know what I mean, wink wink.
...What ya think?
Yeah...that's one way to make sure you die in pain.
Swallow bitch, all that protein is going to waste!
And I say that without ever having heard her play as much as a second of music.
The video is worthy of a jerk or two at least.
All those 15 year old kids on mopeds bringing up the rear have a few more cool points above him now.
...or a glass of milk.