And I came up with the cure for malaria, so that is saying something.
Death is waiting round every corner, and under every bridge.
Mmm, Sushi straight from the Snackbar.
She looks in the mirror each morning after getting out of the shower and says "Thank you god!"...as does her boyfriend.
That guy was living the dream, hopefully for him they've got a pool at the prison.
Straight to the local street vendor he goes, cheap meat!
Think I've worked out now what the black and white lines mean in Russia. It's somewhere drivers can go to find a pedestrian to kill.
I bet that felt terrific.
JESUS! That guy's got quite the donkey dick on him.
he swept him right off his feet.
Typical clumsy ol' Rail Ling.
We've all had a tough time on the floor because of tequila at some point.
As far as getting killed by Islamic militants goes, this was pretty humane. I'd take that over a rusty machete any old day.
That was one of the most satisfying videos ever!
Saudi Arabia, a nation where if you aren't Saudi you are treated worse than sewer rats.
Doesn't seem like a single fuck was given that day.
From the look on her face, her pussy isn't something you'd want to go down on.
Daddy's Southern Belle princess sucking that black dick.
That cumshot was priceless! Now, please SHUT THE DOOR!
My mom always told me not to play around naked in the street...guess so was right.