He said he was going to cut one finger off every day until the sentence was retracted. So...How is he going to hold the knife on day 6?
If this is how we taught things in America, then we'd probably be the smartest country ever.
Daddy raised his little girl right!
She calls that move, the faceplant of public humiliation.
Especially when that bouncer is fucking Russian.
And seemingly succeeds thanks to a few self inflicted cock slaps and more breaks than a Mexican landscaper.
Your tiny cocks are forever in our hearts...Because that's about the only organ your baby dicks could ever satisfy. <3
Man, drive thru service is awesome in Germany.
"Here honey, here's your penis. But remember your balls are in my purse."
Remove your boobs from that tight fitting top, that will lower the pressure and the bleeding will stop. Trust me...I'm a doctor.
Seriously, no one needs a cock that big. He'd actually become airborne if he swung it around like a helicopter.
You know life and cheap and no one gives a fuck when murders are committed right in front of police. Damn, China, you scary!
"Allisa you suck!" Clearly not as well as the other three contestants though.
Technically she lasted closer to 10, but this guy isn't very fluent in "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", so that mahogany-stained browneye got pounded for a few more Missippi's than desired. Emphasis on mahogany-stained.
Now turn her around so i can look at those sweet young boobies.
Stabbed multiple times, finger sawed off, then shot dead...you know, all that fun stuff.
There are about 20 years between them, and 20" between me and him.
I think we can all agree a A 50 ft. wall is needed around this shit hole to keep that barbarism confined.
Fuck it, hold your breath and keep rubbing. In fact, don't even hold your breath, suck all that goodness right in.
But then I've never been known for being normal.