College is a time of experimenting, and that's what they are doing.
Get a chick like her and never let her go. Handcuffs optional.
Smooth. Real smooth.
Well then, that kick to the face at the end wasn't so nice now was it lady.
Is it erotic? A medical emergency? Leave the Instagram caption as vague as possible to invite speculation.
By a mile!
That was hilarious on so many levels.
Guess he didn't "mind the gap".
They probably wanted to discuss the 10 million dollars that they inherited after the death of their uncle Dr. Ilajahbidan Babatundai.
Her pimp didn't show her that this is not how you screw with your head.
Really, really, really, really happy!
Looks like someone missed their protection racket payment that month.
No need to call the coroner, just drive him like that to the morgue.
Should have tried my favorite; "There'll only be 7 planets left after I destroy your anus".
Well, guess they are equally perverted for fucking there in the first place.
Pick yourself up fellow and try, try again. Failure isn't an option.
Years into this conflict and shit is just getting more and more fucked.
That's why my dad always used to say; never trust a man in a dress.
What a fucking spoil sport.
It stood the test. My penis stood too.