Apparently they've never heard the saying "you mess with the bull, you'll get the horns".
...Wait, I thought that was just what happens in bathouses :(
And we thank her for it, oh yes how we thank her.
Thank you almighty internet, for this video.
If anything, she's single handidly fixing erectile disorders all over the world.
Where's R Lee Ermey when you need him?
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!? HUH?!
Even though he didn't have many friends, most people agree he was an outstanding stanchion.
The sick bitch forces her to drink toilet water and perform oral sex on a guy
Never piss off a porn star with someone cum load in her mouth
Just spending the night in, hanging around the house
This dude didn't even make it a minute....LOL
That's what a relaxing Sunday drive is all about!
He must love the smell inside the bathrooms at Taco Bell.
She should've known the consequences of dating Tyrone.
Fake boobs and tattoos, you can be damn sure that she lets him cum on her face then.
But the hot always outweights the nutz.
See, that wouldn't have happened if she'd stayed in the kitchen.
Those boobs of hers will please your penis, oh yes they will.