And not crushed to death in the usual "run over" way either.
When you play chicken with Champ here, you'll get a two piece for dinner.
If you know what I mean, wink wink.
...What ya think?
Yeah...that's one way to make sure you die in pain.
Swallow bitch, all that protein is going to waste!
And I say that without ever having heard her play as much as a second of music.
The video is worthy of a jerk or two at least.
All those 15 year old kids on mopeds bringing up the rear have a few more cool points above him now.
...or a glass of milk.
Sorry guys, your days of stealing White Snake cassette tapes are over.
Poor guy...bet the display was fucking awesome though.
That guy really took the 'and squat' to heart!
...except the dude raping you.
...and then there are couple like this, who just like the simple pleasures of good ol' anal fisting.
Well...not like she could possibly do any worse a job...
Cuz this teenie is off the charts HOT!
And just like that *POOF* MAGIC! He's gone!
An elephant never forgets...TO KILL!
Only way to make that day any better was to have some ice cream afterwards.